What is a man?
But what is a man? An unravel of flesh and bones, and the soul; subtle, like vapour, I was a thought I had to feel to be.
Out of everything and everyone i’m leaving behind, i think i’m gonna miss my puppy the most. She is my dog, not the families. My very very best friend in the whole world. Her name is Gracie, and she’s about 10 years old. dumbest animal i’ve ever meet. God, I love her.
OH MY GOD.
I move out in less than 48 hours. I still need to clean my room, return all my library books, cancel my gym membership, hide all incriminating evidence, and buy bedsheets, towels, and storage containers. and say my goodbyes. i don’t wanna..
The first day of school.
onelonelyteacup: thisisthuper: sleeponflyon: vivresansdieu: anthonygreen-: samantherrzz: Waking up in the morning: Eating breakfast: On the way to school: Seeing all my friends: Seeing all the jerks: Lunch time: Listening to teachers, repeating the same welcoming speech: Finding out your best friend is in one of your classes: Seeing my crush: Finding out I...
So this is how Harry's kids' names went down.
Harry: Hey, I was thinking... can I name all of our kids?
Ginny: But... I'm the one who's gonna be pushing them out of my banjingo--
Harry: DID YOU SAVE THE WIZARDING WORLD FROM CERTAIN DOOM AND IN THE PROCESS REDEEM HUMANITY? NO? I DIDN'T THINK SO. I. NAME. THE. KIDS.
Dear itunes, FUCK YOU! Sincerely, me.
Anybody wanna be my new best friend? http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=14557
How to make Justin Bieber sound incredible: slow...
Today, I bought my first pair of skinny jeans.
I have mixed feelings about them, so they probably won’t be worn that often, but hey. I finally got ‘em.
If you're even a little bit of an English nerd,... →
A negative double positive!?
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
It's sad when people you know become people you...
when you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours and how now, you can barley look at them.
: Twilight Was Rejected Fourteen Times Before... →
Today I found out Twilight was rejected by fourteen publishers before finally getting published. In other news, fourteen out of fifteen publishing houses have quality standards on works they accept. Though of course, in this case at least, having no literary standards seems to have paid off for…
we two shall not sleep and come morning I always held to you breathe awhile, he said
Americans let's face it. We've been a spoiled...
onelonelyteacup: This makes me really sad. We have so much food. Africa’s #1 health risk is hunger. We need to fix this.
I think the lonely world that I live in was perhaps self imposed at the...– Anonymous
How is it that sometimes when you are with a big group of people, you still wind up feeling like the loneliest person in the world?
A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called “The Road Less...– -Lemony Snicket
Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity.” -Lemony Snicket
The Book Thief
This is me when I finished.
You've been on my mind...
Quite frankly, you’re heavy. Get off.