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I won’t be a rock star. I will be a legend.
– Freddie Mercury (via sirmitchell)
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The high point of my day.
Going to my first pro football game and watching the Detroit Lion flag-runners enter the stadium out of order. They ran the entire length of the field spelling loins instead of lions
The Lions also kicked ass. Woo play-offs!
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My dad bought us tickets to the lions game...
Yay?
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When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
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Help get word out, SOPA hearing NOT delayed until... →
rand0mflora:
IMPORTANT!!
Jeebus, these fucking assholes!
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Mission: Un-doucheify.
In my continual efforts to make sure my little brother doesn’t turn into a douche like the rest of the freshmen he hangs out with, I have devised a brilliant plan. From this Christmas/birthday forward, I shall only get him gifts that steer him towards a classier, less asshole-ish existence.
To christen this movement, I have decided that it would be fitting for the first gift to be the 10th...
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Golden Globe nominees for Best Actor - Drama
thetimethatisgivenus:
George Clooney
Leonardo DiCaprio
Michael Fassbender
Ryan Gosling
Brad Pitt
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Why does black licorice exist?
corgisandboobs:
I will punch the stupid whore who thought this shit was a good idea.
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