Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
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theanimalblog: Seal meets girl. Seal falls in love with girl. The end | Submitted by neolithicnoms Why can’t stuff like this happen to me?
And she stopped herself, because death is like that: people are alive until they...– -Howl’s Moving Castle - Diana Wynne Jones (via theoneinacoma) R.I.P Diana. Thank you for the stories.
how to disappear:
arielsteiner: blowsandhoes: jaredletoisnotmylover: ifangirllikeatoro: geewayisthesex-: dietchoke: hongjinki: O_O excuse me while i sign up for lessons holy shit mind fucked lol, I just use my invisibility cloak. just need it on my blog. OMGGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHA. Very nice.
Unusual Words →
sylph - a graceful and slender young woman. euphony - a bearable or agreeable sound. quixotic - extremely romantic and chivalrous. pareidolia - a psychological phenomenon, wherein a person has the notion of seeing faces of people in clouds, hearing hidden messages and other such unusual feelings. phalerate - decorated; made beautiful. betwixt - between. crepuscule - twilight; dusk. epicaricacy -...
Neil Gaiman confirms "American Gods" film →
hotelsongs: vega-ofthe-lyre | vaincre | vonnegutandcathair | gayjamesbond) A director who has “many, many Oscars” omg who could it be??? He also described the unnamed director attached to the film as “a genius”. “He fell in love with this [novel] about six or seven years ago and has not given up,” explained the writer. WHO IS IT JFC
Death Eater: WHOA WHOA HOLD THE FUCK UP →
bellatrixareforkids: IS THAT RUPERT FUCKING GRINT I SEE? I THINK SO YOU MAY SAY “OH HE’S JUST ANOTHER GINGER” JUST ANOTHER GINGER MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER’S SO COOL HE HAS TWO MIDDLE NAMES YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS RON WEASLEY IN HARRY POTTER, THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FRANCHISE IN THE WORLD
Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: “Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12 Reblogged from lifeslovelylittlelies
According to Pink, I'm fucking perfect. So fuck...
atwitsending: bangmepoolie: like-a-weightless-currency: thebrightgetduller: lindseyway: like-a-weightless-currency: But according to Hannah Montana, nobody’s perfect. But according to Katy Perry I’m a firework according to Helen Keller, dorning gabbled flabber madser ^^^ OMG I JUST SPAT OUT MY JUICE CACKLING OH MY GOD BAHAHAHA. This shouldnt be funny. I shouldnt be...
Ah, Friday Nights.
Last Friday marked the 26th anniversary of Les Miserables, so, of course the evening was spent with a small group of friends and a Biology professor in an empty science room watching the 25th anniversary show on a giant projector screen. The soundtrack has been playing in my room more or less nonstop sense then. Now, THIS is Samantha Barks, who did a miraculous job as Eponine. Wait, A Jonas...
International women's day. I dedicate this post to...
turnaroundbrighteyes89: mericortinas: Joanne Kathleen Rowling. <3 ALL HAIL OUR QUEEN
Making a weird face at your best friend until they...
Some People Are Just Born with Sex Appeal .
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TUMBLR WHYYYYYY DO YOU EXIST IN YOUR...