May 2012
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Cosmo Tip #300
foreheadtittaes:
Compliment your man’s “sharp” outfit by telling him that it can puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea
because it’s so sharp
April 2012
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idontevenwhat replied to your post: somebody make me do homework
hahahahahahahhaa i hope it’s chemistry homework.
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Me: I'm not looking forward to spanish next semester.
Ben: But...wait. You can't roll your Rs.
Me:
Ben: That could actually be a problem.
Me:
Ben:
Me: Shit.
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istari replied to your post: somebody make me do homework
i’ll make you do homework if you make me do homework
but…that would require effort.
somebody make me do homework
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oh my god I don’t want to do anything productive today
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me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
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For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...
– —President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
Shout-out to all the long-term students following this blog.
(via malibueinstein)
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It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great...
– Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (via thetimethatisgivenus)
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i’m doing research for my chemistry paper and suddenly I somehow found myself on the wikipedia page for Anne Boleyn. I swear I was just on the thermodynamics wikipedia page a second ago…
oops
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Sometimes I just get inexplicably sad. Like tonight. It hasn’t happened in a long while, but I dunno, something about today just drove me off the edge.
I don’t like it.
So i’m just going to post passive angsty posts on tumblr and whine about it.
I just really don’t like myself or what i’m doing with my life. But then again, that...
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finalfreedom:
blaineshearteyes:
Greatest 15 second horror movie of all time.
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iambicarousal:
“THIS IS THE 1990S GILES STOP BEING SUCH A SQUARE”
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a haiku about school:
61322:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
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